Then the fight started...

Me and my wife were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, when she kept staring at a drunken man swigging a beer as he sat at a nearby table.

I asked her, "Do you know him?"

"Yes" she sighed, "he is my old boyfriend, I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago and I hear he hasn't been sober since."

"Wow!!!" I said,"who would think a person could go on celebrating for so long!".

And that was then the fight started....