Most common lies...

I won't laugh, I promise.

Your table will be ready in a few minutes.

I'm just kidding.

I never got your text.

I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions.

You will need to know this later in life.

I'm fine.

No, I'm okay. I'm just tired.

Okay, just one more episode.

I'm on my way.

Sorry, my parents said no.