I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
I would give up my super fast internet for you.
I would never drop you into an Emergency Intelligence Incinerator
You are the NA+ to my CL-. (We both join to make up the spice of life)
My love for you has no bugs (Just random features)
My love for you is like a circle. It has no end.
I love you because of all these silly hormones...