Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine
women can deliver a baby in One month.
Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18
months to deliver a Baby.
Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single
woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants
a baby.
Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can
deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t
need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
Documentation Team thinks they don’t care
whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy
with a delivered baby.
Tester is a person who always tells that this is
not the Right baby.
HR Manager is a person who thinks that…a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby – if given 9 Months